Tag: funny
member name: Linda C.
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August 25, 2007 10:34 AM EDT --
Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow at Wal-Mart for Foster thewonder dog and was about to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her thatno, I . . .
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September 27, 2007 12:38 PM EDT --
Info from the politically . . .
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October 15, 2007 10:25 AM EDT --
When do you put up your Christmas decorations and how long do you leave them up?
I know this is not even Halloween , but last night , I saw white icicle lights strung on a house and plugged in .. Not . . .
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August 23, 2007 12:06 PM EDT --
Inner Peace
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, . . .
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August 23, 2007 05:34 PM EDT --
YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE TELLS IT ALL
A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
Mommy,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'
'Honey, you are not . . .
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September 04, 2007 04:00 PM EDT --
Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant" is like
calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist
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Got a better one ?? Add it .
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September 25, 2007 04:47 PM EDT --
GHOST SEX!
A professor at the University of Kentucky was giving a lecture on the super-natural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks:
"How many people here believe in ghosts?"
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October 18, 2007 02:27 PM EDT --
Bishop was the group's last surviving member. Peter Lawford died in 1984, Sammy Davis Jr. in 1990, Dean Martin in 1995, and Sinatra in 1998.
Joey Bishop, the stone-faced comedian who found . . .
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September 12, 2007 11:15 AM EDT --
I'll start the game with:
(Please, one song per post)
Rubber Ducky
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September 26, 2007 03:52 PM EDT --
A Colorado senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. . . .
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October 12, 2007 11:01 AM EDT --
You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One! ... you don't even
have to like them to appreciate this one!!
We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We
turned on . . .
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October 17, 2007 02:50 PM EDT --
In my family - everybody has to have a wish list ready by Halloween.
You must list items in different price ranges. This tradition has been going on since I was a child.. It is a kind of insurance . . .
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August 17, 2007 04:21 PM EDT --
Bill Clinton, Al Gore and George Bush went to a fitness spa for somefun. After a stimulating, healthy lunch, all three decided to visit themen's room and they found a strange-looking . . .
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August 21, 2007 06:21 PM EDT --
The value of a good drink
One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to
his buddy Norm. Here's how it went:
"Well ya see . . .
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September 12, 2007 07:43 PM EDT --
I took a short trip to Reno to visit friends.. I had forgotten how dry it was there.. After 2 days my lips were chapped and I looked like I had alligator skin.
I thought by planning to travel . . .
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September 04, 2007 03:51 PM EDT --
*I like to con people. And I like to insult people.
*If you combine con & insult, you get consult!"
* Accept that some days you're the pigeon,
and some days you're the . . .
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October 02, 2007 07:29 PM EDT --
Jocks vs. Nerds:
Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not.
If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every . . .
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October 17, 2007 06:41 PM EDT --
This story happened a while ago in Dublin, and even though it sounds like an
Alfred Hitchcock tale, its true!!!!!
John Bradford, a Dublin University student, was on the side of the road
hitchhiking . . .
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September 21, 2007 01:08 PM EDT --
I"ll go first:
Where were you born???
Answer my question and then post your question below your answer..
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October 02, 2007 10:12 AM EDT --
I spent a while channel surfing and have come to the conclusion that Monday night tv SUCKS.. Nothing worth watching even on cable ..
Chuck--10 min of that was enough to convince me that . . .
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